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To Build A Bridge in Kashmir: A fable by Abhijit Dutta

October 6, 2012

Guest post by ABHIJIT DUTTA

Once upon a time, a young politician – young enough to have a ‘baba’ appended to his name – came to Kashmir to build a bridge in Srinagar. Now as anyone who knows Srinagar knows, the city is filled with bridges. Some are famous, like Gawkadal, some are pretty, like Zero Bridge, and some are simply without charm, like the Abdullah Bridge that goes from fountain square to Rajbagh. There are several others too, each with their own unique character, their own unique relation to the Jhelum.

When he was told about the many bridges in Srinagar, the politician shouted, “I want to build a bridge.”

“But we don’t need a bridge,” said a man softly to him, wanting not to embarrass this well-meaning man who had come to Kashmir from aafar. In response, the young politician turned around and shouted once again: “I want to build a bridge.”

“I want to build a bridge. A different kind of bridge. Kashmir will have never seen a bridge like this. It will be a bigger, longer and more powerful bridge than anything you will ever know. It will be built by the best engineers and corporations of India. It will not use cheap materials, everything will be best in class. Money will be immaterial. It will be financed by the biggest banks in India. No limits, no budgets. No matter how much money it takes, I will build this bridge.”

Even those who had dismissed this young politician now began to pay attention. ‘Money‘ did he say. No limits? No budgets?

A young boy raised his hand to ask a question. The politician smiled a dimpled smile,  walked over to the boy and putting his arm around his shoulder, nodded. “We are friends”, he said, “you can ask me anything.”

The boy, who had met the politician for the first time, was very impressed by this show of kindness and familiarity. Though he did not know him well, he felt, over time, they could get to know each other. He made a mental note to himself: As soon as they unblock Facebook, I shall add this baba.

“Don’t be shy my friend, ask any question you want,” the politician urged, slightly impatient with this obviously stupid boy. ‘There is so much good human capital in Kashmir’ he thought to himself, ‘how did this rotten one get through here. The screening couldn’t have been very good.’

The boy had mustered courage by now and asked his question: “Sir, what will your bridge bridge?”

“Yes, bridge bridge what. Go on don’t be shy,” encouraged baba, thinking to himself why the screening committee would allow someone with a stutter to come meet him. ‘I had specifically told them I am coming with an important delegation. These Kashmiris. They never listen.’

“No, Sir. I just want to know what will this bridge, bridge? Will it bridge the Jhelum, or will it bridge the Dal Lake? Will it bridge something else?”

The politician became serious, the dimple disappeared into his stubbled cheeks. He removed his hand from the boy’s shoulder and turned to look at the crowd that had gathered around him.

“No, my bridge is not for the piddly Jhelum,” he began. Everyone listened, the Kashmiri autumn sun on their faces.

Nor is it for that dirty Dal. No. My bridge will not bridge mere rivers, it will bridge greater gulfs. From New Delhi to Srinagar, an 8 lane bridge, toll free. It will be suspended in thin air, 2 kilometers above the ground. It will be an arc in the sky, it will fly over the Pir Panjal and descend gently over Srinagar. We will have helicopter services on both ends to lift people from the ground and put them on the bridge. Modern technology, its marvellous what we can do. It will be spectacular. Of course it will take a few years, maybe a decade, maybe couple. I am here for the long term, this is going to be a long term relationship.

Everyone tried to imagine the politician’s words, tried to imagine this long bridge suspended like a silver thread in the blue sky, hanging over the mountains and the valley, helicopter ferrying passengers up to the doors of the bridge.

“Will the helicopters ferry the cars too,” asked someone.

“Smart question,” said Baba and patted the man. “No, there will be no need for cars. The bridge will be like a high speed travellator. People get on and hold tight. It will be a breeze. Kashmir will be more developed than London or New York.”

The man, encouraged by the response felt the need to joke. “I hope there won’t be immigration for us when we arrive.”

He cackled at it himself, his friends joined in. Then they saw baba turn serious again and then stopped laughing.

“Is everything alright baba?” they asked.

“What did you mean by ‘when we arrive’?”

The Kashmiris looked at each other waiting to see who would volunteer. They had all been arrested for saying Obvious Things before and they had moved on. They did not want to go back.

Baba looked at the boy who had spoken earlier. “You tell me, what does he mean ‘when we arrive’?”

The boy was simple and he gave a simple answer: “He means when we reach New Delhi.”

“Why on earth will you be reaching Delhi?” The politician exploded, his voice rising above the Zabarvan. “The bridge is One Way only you fools. I said 8 lane, not 48 lanes. Where is the space for you to also get on? Don’t you see it? I am bringing the world to you. Kashmir is going to be developed. Everyone will come with jobs. Thousands of jobs. You will have money. You will have financial freedom. Didn’t you used to say: Hum kya chahte – Azadi? I am bringing Azaadi to your doorsteps, to your feet.”

The men who stood besides baba and had not said a word so far, burst out in applause. One whispered reverentially to another: “I thought he would open a little crack in all the glumness that is Kashmir. But what he has done is not open a window but open a door! He is not a baba, he is a bapu!”

There was a lot of clamour and the Kashmiris were now shouting, hurling questions. No one listened to no one and someone started singing Pak sarzameen shad bad. Over this din came the sound of a chopper which hovered above it all. As everyone watched, the young politician, like a real baba, levitated off the ground and reached the height of the helicopter. Then, in a voice that echoed through the valley he said:

“I want to build a bridge.”

15 Comments leave one →
  1. Vishu Gulati permalink
    October 6, 2012 3:14 PM

    i don’t know whether developing cities will also develop humanity.. we already have many developed cities all of them striving for something lost in the so called ‘DEVELOPMENT’..

  2. Mian Muhammed Baksh permalink
    October 6, 2012 4:29 PM

    Briliant

  3. Chris permalink
    October 6, 2012 5:54 PM

    Excellent satire :-)

  4. Arif Malik permalink
    October 6, 2012 5:58 PM

    Absolute greatnesAbsolute greatnesAbsolute greatnesAbsolute greatness!
    Indeed, the author, you are a one who can portray it rightly without th

  5. October 6, 2012 7:27 PM

    अब बाबा को जब मुक्ष्य राजनीतिक धारा में कोई नहीं पूछता – तो वोह ऐसे पुल ही बनाएगा

  6. October 6, 2012 8:26 PM

    Good fun made of the one and only Baba ! It’s just that he does not deserve it. He means well. Anyone would lose touch with reality if there are chamchas galore around one.

  7. Sujit Chandak permalink
    October 8, 2012 6:08 PM

    A telling comment on the distance between Kashmir and the ‘mainstream’, more so in the minds of the mainstream. The satire is as much about ‘baba’ as about the attitude of proclaiming Kashmir to be integral part and at the same time creating systems which by some inverse logic put the Valley outside the boundary of the mainstream.

    This has been the story of Kashmir in which the distancing at times has been by Kashmir and at times by the ‘mainstream India’. A very well written piece.

  8. Sohail Hashmi permalink
    October 8, 2012 7:02 PM

    Aside from the fact that it is forced humour and nowhere near the scale and imagination of a fable it finally betrays the authors understanding of Kashmiris when in the last para he says

    There was a lot of clamour and the Kashmiris were now shouting, hurling questions. No one listened to no one and someone started singing Pak sarzameen shad bad.

    the author is stereotyping the Kashmiris like so many of his predecessors.

  9. October 8, 2012 9:02 PM

    @sohail – thanks for reading the piece. I can of course make no defence of the literary merit and i readily accept your assessment as a reader’s response. However, i am curious to your characterisation of the last paragraph as stereotypical. Do you feel the stereotyping is in suggesting Kashmiris “clamour and hurl questions” or in that they sing the pakistani national anthem? If it is the latter, i have two points to make. (A) on the day – and, actually, of the day – this piece was written, several students (i am given to understand several dozen, but i suppose that would be another point of quibble) did in fact sing the pak anthem in protest to the charade put on by the state for the visit by Rahul G. But beyond that, i actually differ with you that it is stereotypical and in line with my “predecessors” (a baffling comment that, because i am not clear who you think my predecessors are – writers writing on kashmir? indians writing on kashmir? men writing on kashmir? bengalis writing on kashmir? hindus writing on kashmir??) because most contemporary writing by pro-kashmir/anti-state indian writers writing in mainstream indian media make a deliberate effort to shy away from the fact that there continues to be a robust pro pakistan sentiment, preferring instead to support the more comfortable notion of azaadi. All news reports in Indian media for example, completely omitted to even mention that these dozens of people had sang the pak anthem on KU lawns. The fact is that there is no authoritative or conclusive way of earmarking percentages to the preferences of the “general” population in absence of a fair vote of self determination and one is left to create conjectures based on one’s experiences. This is not a generalization, it is an expression of my own experiences in kashmir. I can imagine others having a different experience. And it wouldn’t be stereotyoing if they articulated it, it would merely be their understanding.

    Now, if you meant the former, i.e. hurling questions and clamouring kashmiris, i will again have to differ because the current state of the kashmiri movement is precisely this and i know several “leaders” of that very movement who will, privately at least, admit to as much.

    But, alas, perhaps that too betrays my understanding of kashmir.

  10. October 9, 2012 2:36 PM

    This country is full of babas of all kind…. some will remain till people tell them
    “Arey baba humara picha chodo”

  11. Anumeha permalink
    October 10, 2012 2:43 PM

    much fun read (:)

  12. Niharika Pandit permalink
    October 13, 2012 4:48 PM

    Interesting satirical piece.

  13. sandeep permalink
    October 15, 2012 7:21 AM

    If you do not mind, Sir, may the “… … He is not a baba, he is a bapu!”/ There was a lot of clamour and the Kashmiris were now shouting, hurling questions. No one listened to no one and someone started singing Pak sarzameen shad bad. … …” be expanded a little, like ” … and someone started singing Pak sarzameen shad bad, and a kid who had to come to sing Jana gana mana to welcome the BABA asked when Kashmir, Manipur, Nagaland would be there along with Punjab-Sindhu-Gujrata-Maratha, another boy asked why so many schools and colleges in Kashmir were yet to start teaching kashmiri, somebody else demanded construction of that bridge in fourth dimension or fifth so that so many thousands or lakhs of ‘disappeared’ or ‘missing’ ones can come back through that bridge … …

  14. Ananta Dash permalink
    November 7, 2012 7:19 PM

    Excellent piece… i am going to read this again…..!

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